Sergeant Nutz - #JusticeForPeanut Squirrel Vigilante Tee
Front: Your new personal security contractor. One pound of pure New York attitude caught mid-stare, standing watch beneath his own official warning sign like he just accepted the job five seconds ago and is already disappointed in you. Back: Bold yellow across the shoulders — #JUSTICEFORPEANUT
This is what happens when the state messes with the wrong rodent. Peanut didn’t die… he transferred. Meet the replacement: Sergeant Nutz, Plainview Division. Highly trained, psychologically deranged, and currently accepting applications for anyone dumb enough to step on his lawn.
Garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 black tee — soft as a fresh acorn burial, heavy enough to survive whatever retaliation he plans next. Feels like you stole it from a squirrel safehouse in 2025 and have been wearing it ever since.
Perfect for:
- People who still get heated about October 2024
- Anyone whose backyard bird feeder has ever been held hostage
- Casual threats at the dog park
- Quietly letting your mailman know the new rules
Scan the QR code on the tag and try not to flinch when the ballad starts playing. You’ve been warned.
Product features
- Comfort Colors 1717 – 100% ring-spun US cotton, 6.1 oz
- Garment-dyed black (zero shrink, vintage softness from day one)
- Front: full-chest Sergeant Nutz portrait + sign
- Back: #JUSTICEFORPEANUT in bold yellow
- Relaxed fit, tubular body, double-needle stitching
- Sizes S–5XL (yes, we have big-boy squirrel solidarity)
- Made in Honduras, protected in Plainview
Care instructions Machine wash cold, tumble low, do not taunt the squirrel.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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