THE OFFICIAL 'WELCOME TO THE GROVE' TEE: WEAR THE RESISTANCE Business isn’t a spreadsheet; it’s a brawl. Dress for the fight.
THE OFFICIAL 'WELCOME TO THE GROVE' TEE: WEAR THE RESISTANCE
Business isn’t a spreadsheet; it’s a brawl. Dress for the fight.
This isn't just a t-shirt; it is the uniform for the Gardeners standing their ground against the Harvesters.
The Front: Dominating the chest is the high-contrast "Hostile Takeover" artwork—the shattered boardroom, the menacing mechanical threat, and the unstoppable ancient roots breaking through the wreckage. It is the visual definition of resilience.
The Back: Turn around to deliver the manifesto. The full, raw lyrics of the anthem are printed on the back, a public declaration that you choose legacy over quick profits.
While the message is heavy, the fit is effortless. Crafted from a premium vintage tri-blend, this tee feels like a favorite concert shirt you’ve owned for decades—soft, broken-in, and breathable. It offers a relaxed silhouette that stands alone with jeans or layers easily under a leather jacket or flannel. It’s built for the founders, the rebels, and the root cause pathologists who know that to build something that lasts, you have to be willing to get your hands dirty.
Product features
Vintage Tri-Blend: (50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon) for a super-soft, lived-in feel from day one.
Lightweight Durability: 4.3 oz material that breathes easy but holds up to the grind.
Structured Fit: Side seams and shoulder tape ensure it keeps its shape, wash after wash.
Tagless Comfort: Ribbed knit collar with a tear-away label—no scratching, just focus.
Versatile Cut: Regular fit that layers perfectly for the boardroom or the bar.
Care instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Do not bleach
Do not tumble dry (Hang dry to preserve the print)
Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.23 | 19.76 | 21.26 | 22.76 | 24.75 | 26.70 |
| Height, in | 27.48 | 28.50 | 29.49 | 30.47 | 31.50 | 32.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, 25% rayon
This combination is the perfect blend for super soft and durable fabric giving the garment the comfort of cotton, durability of polyester and the amazing draping of rayon
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Do not tumble dry.
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