Boardwalk Shakedown Squirrel Mafia T-Shirt — "The Real Boss of the Boardwalk"

$35.50

Colors: White

Sizes: S

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

This tee channels a late-night Jersey Shore vibe — equal parts hazy G-Funk and seaside mischief. Picture a slow, rolling 92 BPM groove and a neon-lit boardwalk where the squirrels run the racket: saltwater taffy deals, a low-key “Nut Tax,” and a swagger that nods to both East Coast grit and West Coast bounce. The shirt wears like a memory: soft, lived-in color from garment-dyeing, relaxed across the shoulders, and ready for dusk-streaked walks past the Casinos or backyard bonfires where friends swap tall tales. For anyone who loves tongue-in-cheek storytelling, vintage hip-hop energy, and seaside nostalgia, this tee becomes part of the ritual — light one up, pass the taffy, and salute the O.G. grazers.

Product features
- Range of sizes S–4XL (check Comfort Colors 1717 chart)
- Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage feel
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, medium weight (6.1 oz)
- Double-needle stitching with tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean lines
- Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk; made in Honduras; sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Garment-dyed fabric

The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture

100% Cotton

100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

S to 4XL

Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.

Double-needle stitching on all seams

The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting

Without side seams

The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Country of origin

Made in Honduras

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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