Ask Me Then Ignore Me T‑Shirt — 90s Alt-Rock Boggle & Chainsaw Graphic Tee

Wear the anthem of domestic absurdity. This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee captures the deadpan irony of the single "Ask Me Then Ignore Me."

Gone is the quiet reflection; this shirt is about the loud reality of being unheard. The graphic features the surreal, 90s-inspired cover art: a cozy knit blanket, a game of competitive Boggle spelling out your frustration, and a rusty chainsaw waiting in the wings. It’s the perfect visual metaphor for a relationship stuck between a "Pocky" and a hard place.

The fabric is a thick, ring-spun US cotton with a garment-dyed finish, giving it that authentic, lived-in vintage feel right out of the bag—like a concert tee you’ve owned since 1996. The relaxed boxy cut is perfect for slouching on the couch while someone ignores your advice to find six-letter words on their phone.

Stream the song that inspired the shirt: 🎧 SoundCloud: Listen Here 🎧 Bandcamp: Listen Here

Product features

• 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight 6.1 oz for durability and comfort

• Garment-dyed finish for soft color depth and a grunge-era texture

• Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label

• Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched hems for long-lasting construction

• Available S–4XL in many colors; made in Honduras

Care instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

• Do not bleach

• Tumble dry: low heat

• Iron, steam or dry: low heat

• Do not dryclean

 

Ask Me Then Ignore Me by Russell Nomer

Russell Nomer · Ask Me Then Ignore Me