Crewneck Sweatshirt – "Ask Me Then Ignore Me"
Oversized, mid-weight fleece that feels like the hug you asked for but never got. The front hits you right in the chest with a flickering neon-style lightbox that reads:
ASK ME THEN IGNORE ME
The back is a full-on text-collage crime scene: scattered lyrics, the chainsaw, the Boggle dice spelling it out, the immortal “validate parking” punchline, and a tiny cartoon snore bubble. Everything screen-printed in distressed off-white and blood-red so it looks like it’s already survived three tours and a bar fight.
Wear it when:
- You’re giving unsolicited advice to someone who’s clearly doom-scrolling
- You’re on the couch at 2 a.m. while your partner plays Wordle instead of listening
- You just want the world to know you’re one ignored monologue away from buying a real chainsaw
This thing is soft enough to sleep in, heavy enough to hide the tears, and loud enough that nobody can pretend they didn’t see it coming.
Product Details
- 8.25 oz 80/20 cotton-poly fleece (the good heavy shit)
- Roomy, slightly dropped-shoulder fit (steals the covers like she does)
- Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem that don’t stretch out
- Reinforced side seams and twill neck tape – built to survive the relationship
- Tear-away label (because nobody needs extra irritation)
Care Machine wash cold, tumble low, iron low if you must. Do not bleach. Do not dry-clean. Do not attempt couples therapy while wearing – results may vary.
Put it on, turn the song up, and let the shirt do the talking she won’t hear.
https://russellnomer.bandcamp.com/community
https://russellnomer.bandcamp.com/track/ask-me-then-ignore-me
https://on.soundcloud.com/pTBnerKhs92XSBjs4k
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Necktape
Twill tape covers the neck seam to stabilize the back of the garment for a more comfortable feel and prevent stretching
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
80% Cotton, 20% Polyester
Solid colors are 80% cotton, 20% polyester; Oatmeal Heather: 60% Cotton, 30% Polyester, 10% Recycled Polyester ; Charcoal Heather: 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester; Heather Grey: 70% Cotton, 20% Polyester, 10% Recycled Polyester
Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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