The "Jake Wired Shut" Official Diss Tee (Limited Drop)

"They said talk is cheap. But dental work? That’s expensive." 🦷💸

Wear the silence. This is the official merchandise for the viral anthem that humbled the "Problem Child."

This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a receipt for the karma the world has been waiting for.

• The Front: Features the iconic, gritty "Blender & Bolts" artwork—capturing the exact moment the trash talk stopped.

• The Back: The full lyrical indictment. We printed the receipts (lyrics) right on your spine, signed officially by Russell Nomer Music.

Doctor's Orders: 🩺 Recommended for anyone tired of the hype. Wear this to the gym, the bar, or anywhere you want to remind people that you can't go down on a supermodel when you eat through a straw.

The Specs (Heavyweight for Heavy Hitters):

• Built to Last: 100% Ring-Spun US Cotton. This is the heavy, boxy, streetwear fit (6.1 oz/yd²) that feels broken-in immediately.

• Garment-Dyed: Soft, vintage texture that doesn't shrink.

• Seamless: Tubular knit (no side seams) because we don't cut corners—unlike some boxers.

• Fit: Relaxed, comfortable, and ready for war.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (Don't let it overheat).

• Tumble dry low.

• Warning: May cause intense jealousy in influencers with fragile jaws.