Sigmund Fraud Schizophrenic Squirrel Tee — SigmundFraud.net Lawyer/Judge/Mafia Advisor/Woodland Shrink
This tee brings Sigmund Fraud’s wild, offbeat energy to your everyday rotation. The design tells a story—one squirrel wearing many hats: lawyer, judge, mafia enforcer, and psychiatrist—speaking sly, surreal advice that lands somewhere between courtroom drama and late-night therapy. Wear it to spark conversations, to crack a smile on a long commute, or to show up at a casual hangout with something absurd and clever on your chest. The fabric has a soft, substantial hand that feels familiar and lived-in from the first wear. Clean printing holds every tiny detail of the illustration and type, so Sigmund’s expressions and the little visual jokes stay sharp wash after wash. This shirt settles into whatever you’re doing—studio sessions, coffee shop debates, or neighborhood poker nights—and brings a little chaotic counsel along for the ride. Priced for the meaning of life.
Product features
- Durable, smooth fabric with natural-color flecking for a distinctive look
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner silhouette and less waste
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork ensures crisp detail
- Classic fit crew neck (medium-weight 180 g/m² cotton) with tear-away label
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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